I don’t know who gave the Mayans this lofty status as awesome, accurate calendar makers, but I think they’re going to fail in their prediction of the world coming to an end (again) on December 21, 2012.  What it really boils down to is this:  The Mayans either ran out of ink to print their calendars with or they were squashed by those crazy Spaniards before they could get past our Date of Doom.  Ok, it’s a fact these clowns knew a thing or two about astronomy and mathematics but anyone who tells you the date will reset to zero on a given date is a bit nuts.

They’re a ham short of a hamburger.  A dic short of a dictator.  A cock short of a cock fight.  They’re a nut short of a numbnut and a quat short of a kumquat.  Hell, I think they might even be an S short of an STD.  The calendar will reset to zero?  C’mon now, let’s look at the odds!  Those odds are about as good as a second-term president being effective or the North Koreans launching a friendly weather satellite into orbit or Lindsay Lohan living a drug-free and meaningful life, contributing great things to our society in immeasurable ways.  Since when do the North Koreans give a crap about the weather anyway? (more…)