Whatchu Talkin’ ‘Bout Willis?

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis, oh yeah, I am dead
Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis, oh yeah, I am dead
Don’tcha know I took a fall and had a hemorrhage in my head?

All life long I’ve been a little midget bent spoke
All life long I’ve been a little midget bent spoke
That hemorrhage really hurt and I wish I’d had a stroke (er, or somethin’ Diff’rent, anyway)

I was typecast and I never really got a break
I was typecast and I never really got a break
That hemorrhage felt like in my head a hard, cold driven stake

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis, oh yeah, I am dead
Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis, oh yeah, I am dead
Don’tcha know I took a fall and had a hemorrhage in my head?

I was broke, I was broke and I got no kidneys, too
I was broke, I was broke and I got no kidneys, too
If it wasn’t for my death I just wouldn’t know what to do

My wife she was butt ugly but she was all I could get
My wife she was butt ugly but she was all I could get
She conspired to kill me and she won that hemorrhage bet

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis, oh yeah, I am dead
Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis, oh yeah, I am dead
Don’tcha know I took a fall and had a hemorrhage in my head?

I once ran for gov’nuh and I couldn’t stand all the jokes
I once ran for gov’nuh and I couldn’t stand all the jokes
It was just like I was back on that sitcom Diff’rent Strokes

My life it was useless, you’ll see it when my obit’s read
My life it was useless, you’ll see it when my obit’s read
I think I’m kinda glad I had that hemorrhage in my head

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis, oh yeah, I am dead
Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis, oh yeah, I am dead
Don’tcha know I took a fall and had a hemorrhage in my head?

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